þriðjudagur, júlí 18, 2006

Religious Truths

Taoism:
Shit happens.

Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Hinduism:
This shit has happened before.

Islam:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism:
Shit happens because you deserve it.

Protestantism:
Let shit happen to somebody else.

Judaism:
Why does shit always happen to us?

og svo mikið meira HÉR



There was a man and woman in an elevator on the 99th floor, when all of a sudden the cable snapped and the elevator started to plummet at an incredible rate.

They looked at each other, both pale as ghosts. The woman gulped and said as she ripped off her shirt, "make me feel like a woman for the last time."

With that he ripped off his shirt and said, "Here, iron this bitch!"


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